Thursday, April 7, 2011

Samuel (Not From 205)

Dear Samuel (Not From 205),
Gaming is bad for your health, studies have shown that people who game are (insert big number)% more likely to get (insert chronic disease here). You should do some more physical activities like (insert vigorous activity here) or eat more (insert health pill that promotes health). Even if you want to play games you should reduce the amount of time you spend on (insert game here), and try to do some work that can produce (insert results here).
You life is also affected by (insert game here) to the extent that (insert person here e.g. Mohit (Not From 205)) is getting irritated by your constant (insert action here)-ing of him.
Gaming ruins your life, stop gaming now. Do something more ahem...

From Adam Tan

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